Tues. Sep 8th 2009, a day of dread…
Remember the 8th of September of 2009… do not let your kids go to school, don’t let them watch T.V. don’t let them marry out of the covenant. This coming Tuesday there will be a broadcast to your kids school by a black man so evil so scary, so incredibly slow talking, we made him president.
As it turns out this man who forced the majority of the country to vote for him with his despicably intelligent speeches though I’m sure that if he had not had his prompter he wouldn’t have been able to hypnotize so many people and bend them to his whim. The most terrible thing about this man who calls himself president, Ha! president he hasn’t even declared war without a good reason you can’t call that a president now can you?
When he begins his speech or death panel hypno talk he’ll act like he’s just giving a regular speech to the kids but ohhh no, he’s going to be sending subliminal messages of communistic fascism and socialism so strong your kids will likely pledge on the Koran to become a suicide activist, well not really suicide but activists and that’s worse. It may seem that your kid is perfectly normal for weeks years or even decades but when they start acting strange, and nothing happens for a while, then when nothing happens for a little while longer you can most definitely blame it on Obama and his Hitlerisms.
You have been warned…
Poor Richard.