Chubby Nickel Audio Vlog

me: I didn’t mind Wild Hogs
I hate Grease
I like Dark City
Sent at 11:13 AM on Tuesday
garrett218: he was not in dark city
me: Oh right, but I like that movie
garrett218: me too
me: I wonder how it would have been with Travolta in place of Sewel
garrett218: it would have produced blood puke
me: I should make it to test it out
garrett218: ok
me: Who else can I use to change a good movie into the most vile, evil soul-devouring piece of crap known to man?
Sent at 11:17 AM on Tuesday
me: I can use snaggle-tooth in place of Connelly…
Sent at 11:18 AM on Tuesday
me: Billy Bush in place of Sutherland
garrett218: hmm
nic cage works well since he can show no emotion
perhaps cast him in a female role
me: Ok, snaggle-tooth in lace of Hurt and Cage in place of Connellly
garrett218: nice
me: Hmm, just thinking about it makes my stomach squeamish
garrett218: that is the blood puke
me: And trying to imagine them doing the lines of the characters makes my brain hurt
garrett218: that is where the blood comes from for the blood puke
me: Oh… maybe I just have to suggest and save Armageddon for later
Before I die though, that way I will leave a lasting impression
Of human suffering never before beheld
God would be jealous
I would need to find a way to make a lot of people watch it, then let them force other people into the same misery

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