How to Always be Right: Offensive
There are a lot of people that can be right all the time despite having no idea about what they are talking about and pulling “facts” out of their asses. You see, being right is more about attitude and speaking the right way than it is about the truth. After reading this series you will be able to be right all the time just like Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Kent Hovind, Kirk Cameron, Sean Hannity, Ray Comfort, Ann Coulter and other assholes.
You Prove it
Their ideas always need proof, but your ideas need to be proven wrong. See right there is best way to always be right and save you time from thinking or paying attention. The goal here is to make them do all the work by both proving themselves right and making them prove you wrong. If they fail to prove themselves right, then they are wrong. If they don’t prove you wrong, then you are right. Its that simple.
Their Invalid Source
No matter where they get their source from, remember to always tell them how biased the data is because of the source. Remember the double standard tactic, only your data can be trusted. Unless their data helps you out, or at least appears to. But never work with their whole data source, just the parts that help you, even if you have to take it out of context.
Showing Emotion
In this case, and every case you want to be seen in, yell a lot. Anger and sadness are the only good emotions. Showing emotion is easy, even if you don’t really care. All you have to do is yell. Just yell all the time and it will show how much you care. Also you can attempt to cry, even if you don’t succeed in producing tears, showing that you are sad because of what they are implying shows the audience that you are serious. Being calm and reasonable only shows how little you care and how dishonest you are, so yell and cry.
Everything Leads to Nuclear War
If your opponent is saying that something is not bad, you need to make up… show how easily the not so bad thing can lead to much worse things. By “show” I don’t mean with facts and data, mere speculation will work just fine. For instance: gay marriage will make being gay more accepted, children will soon be fine with being gay, the children will grow up to be gay then eventually everyone will be gay and no one will be reproducing and the human race will end. It doesn’t matter that there is no data or evidence of any kind to support this wild speculation, but all you have to do is say with confidence and fearful, irrational, ignorant and hate filled people will believe you (which is a majority of the human race).