Why We Need a Death Panel
Originally the health care bill did not have anything remotely like what Sarah Palin referred to as a **duh duh DUHH** death panel, but now that crazy right wing republicans have brought it up the liberals are going to consider putting it in the bill and here’s why:
The death panel would consider saving money by euthanizing retards, and by this I don’t mean handicapped people who could participate in the special Olympics but people who think that the sun revolves around the earth, or that think that Obama was born in Kenya, those kind of retards. And in doing so the violence rate would go down because we all know that those crazy retards are usually gun totin’ (their word) republicans who would rather start a war, spend a trillion on things that go boom and send body parts flying than spend about half that to save the lives of our poorest fellow citizens, Fucking retards.
We could also kill off old people because they annoy the hell out of us for many reasons, among them being how they drive (turn your left blinker off grandpa!), they’re usually senile and as such probably republican because they don’t remember that they had a brain to think with. They’re usually self righteous and think that they know everything ( like teenagers with diapers and a retirement check). They tend to be gay about president Reagan to an extent a flaming fag couldn’t understand.
We could also get rid of annoying proselyting evangelistic christians MAN they’re annoying! holy shit are these guys crazy in the cranium! I’d love to talk to a Scientologist though, what batshit crazy fuckheads they are. Maybe instead of sending these nut bags to death we could just send them to institutions or even North Korea I hear they like crazy people there.
Finally we could use death panels to get rid of people who would burn themselves with coffee and sue McDonalds for giving them what they asked for. Or use them for taking care of corrupt politicians, or maybe politicians who fight against gay marriage to go suck cock in some random bathroom. Or for idiots who yell like a drunk hick in town hall meetings, well the republican party is all drunk hicks who like getting done or doing in the ass, so I guess that could’ve gone without saying.
Billy “lefty” Bob