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Now the recent Subprime Court Decision may have made more than a few people angry and/or worried. I’m saying don’t worry about it, if you are worried, then you’re not thinking of things the right way. Since corporations will be seen as people they will have certain rights that human people won’t, but instead of taking those rights away from the corporations, I say give those rights to the people.

Corporations can dissolve then incorporate with the exact same people under a different name absolving them of all responsibilities and duties of the previous name. How sweet would that be for a human person? Just change your name and all previous debts, marriages, child support payments, contracts and credit are wiped clean. Think about how well big businesses will do when the people that owe them money suddenly don’t owe them that money anymore… the economy will be awesome!

Polygamy is something that is currently illegal, however instead of preventing corporations from merging with more than one other corporation, how about we just allow people to “merge” (in a legally binding way) with other people.

Slavery was abolished because of stupid human rights idiots, but now that corporations are people too, instead of giving corporations freedom from other corporations, let’s just bring back slavery where all the money one corporation makes must be given to the corporation that owns it… or “people” if you will.

Let’s say you want what some other person has, when big businesses want what another corporation has, they can buy them out and just take it. So you can buy out your neighbor, then you get his wife, kids, dogs, cats, cars, house, debt, boat and well all his stuff. Yeah! I’m going to buy out my neighbors because I want all their stuff!

And the coolest thing that you could do if we’re given the same rights of corporations: We can be part of other people. Think about owning stock in several other people thereby giving you the right to control what another person does, now think about getting the stock of thousands of people… you could have your own army of money makers that will have to pay you part of what they’re making and you can even give yourself bonuses for the hard work of owning stock in the people that are working!

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