Peace Through War
Now if you’re thinking what the fuck? then you’re probably right, what the fuck indeed. There’s no way we would ever want peace! That’s for pansies, why have peace when you can start a war and fight on false pretenses without recourse? it’s fuckin’ awesome! We get to blow the shit outta those middle eastern countries for no good reason. I wanna find the guy who’s idea it was to spend a trillion dollars on boom sticks and boom boom balls and give him a big gay hug.
When we went to Iraq I wasn’t thinking “hey do they really pose any kind of threat?” oh no, I was thinking man this is an awesome way to practice getting our asses kicked by a bunch of bat-shit crazy fuckhead god loving fanatical psycho’s just like the republican party of which I’m a card and gun carrying member. It’s awesome we get to scare the living shit outta misinformed people by telling them that good ‘ol Saddam is gonna butt rape your dog unless we go to war and kill ‘em or we could tell them that these death panels exist and they’ll decide how you die but we’ll send these crazy mindless shouting drones into town hall meetings ’cause they wanna be on T.V. they’re the crazy ones, we just feed ‘em the bullshit and they turn it into political fucking gold and the cycle of fear just repeats, it’s friggin’ awesome.
Man, I tell ya when we start this next war over oil and claim that it’s for patriotism it’s gonna freakin’ rock, but first we gotta get this Kenyan communist Nazi outta the white house ’cause he’s tryin’ to help people get better health care. boy is that fucked. We need people to be in poor health so they’re constantly in debt and working otherwise us rich bastards couldn’t sit back and enjoy our ample wallet sizes — we’d have to actually compete for things like health care if there were some kinda regulation or even a public option. But what we’ll do is say to the people that it’s too crappy to work and it’ll cost gazillions of dollars, but then we’ll tell congress that it’ll be too good for companies to compete and no one will be the wiser. Man that Obama guy scares the crap outta our racist constituency so much that we’ve got a plan to oust him in the next election that’s three years from now I dunno how that’s gonna work because we don’t have too much experience planning that far out, we usually go with our gut.
The bottom line is that we’ve gotta do something otherwise we’re not gonna be able to keep increasing the income of the rich while stifling the poor and we all know how that ends when people are working for fair wages and are able to supply food and housing for their kids without having to work two to three jobs while we the rich work none, that’s why we need to take over the congress again so we can assure all the rich assholes that they’re not gonna have to be even remotely equal to other people… man that gives me the shivers just thinking about it — equality… i don’t think that’s what god intended.
Joe ‘the bastard’ richfuck republican