Climate Change Fraud Smoking Gun Alien Attack
First of all, guns shouldn’t be smoking. Second of all there have been really bad snow storms that pretty much prove that global warming is a fraud concocted by aliens to try and terraform our planet by removing “greenhouse” gasses from the atmosphere because it’s poison to the aliens.
It’s so obvious it’s irritating that more people don’t see it! Let me spell it out to you:
10) It’s cold and snowing really bad so global warming is a fraud
9) Global Warming being a fraud means that thousands of scientists are lying
Since scientists wouldn’t just lie, it means that someone is controlling them
7) The only people powerful enough to control scientists are aliens, corporations or the shadow government
6) Corporations will have to innovate and spend time and money to adapt to green technology so they wouldn’t do it
5) The shadow government doesn’t need scientists to control things because they just kill people
4) So aliens are only ones with the means and motivation to create such a huge fraud
3) Aliens want to conquer other planets but they’re not just attacking us so they need to do something first
2) Since they’re more advanced, the only thing they’d need to do is terraform our planet
1) And since Global Warming is a hoax, “greenhouse gasses” must be poison to them
Since all the points are pretty steadfast after my first point, I’ll just offer up my evidence for why global warming is a hoax: It’s cold right now and snowing a lot. It’s like when you’re on trial accused of being a serial killer, you can just say, “If I was a serial killer, then why aren’t I killing right now?” Because that is the best evidence right?