Chubby Nickel Audio Vlog

Like one of our previous posts the end of life planning section of the health care bill is under fire from the right wing like Sarah Palin has called it a “death panel”. This couldn’t be farther from the truth, instead what is being proposed is entirely logical and absolutely should be included in the final bill.

What is the problem with your doctor talking about the planning of your end of life care? If anyone should be talking about it it should be you and your doctor as well as with your lawyer but that’s another issue. Keeping a plan for your end of life care could keep you from being put on a ventilator when there is little to no chance of your recovering and you’ll just spend the last days of your life feeling like you’re choking with your hands tied down, just as I could imagine Hell.

If you are opposed to this, consider this: the cost savings as well as the humane death of people would be much better than without a plan. With a plan you could put such a thing as a do not resuscitate order if you don’t want to be brought back. Also if you get to be 90+ and get pneumonia you could die peacefully in days in your sleep or you could die as previously mentioned on a ventilator and in complete discomfort.

You shouldn’t buy into the right wing shit, they don’t have your best interests at heart and here’s why: the reason republicans don’t want end of life plans is because their constituency would benefit and profit from it because they would perform more operations which helps make their boat payments. You remember the good old days when hospitals were non-profit? I don’t I wish they would make health care something for people who cared about people and not a profiteering venture for sadistic personalities.

In conclusion why don’t you listen to the people who have your best interests at heart? Any smart person already has a living will, a last will and testament as well as an end of life care plan. But most people don’t have the incentive to do it and most who do won’t until it is evident that they are going to die which may be too late. This is a good idea and will save the money and integrity of all people involved. We should all agree to do the most good even if it costs people like me who have perfectly good health care insurance to help people who don’t.

Originally the health care bill did not have anything remotely like what Sarah Palin referred to as a **duh duh DUHH** death panel, but now that crazy right wing republicans have brought it up the liberals are going to consider putting it in the bill and here’s why:

The death panel would consider saving money by euthanizing retards, and by this I don’t mean handicapped people who could participate in the special Olympics but people who think that the sun revolves around the earth, or that think that Obama was born in Kenya, those kind of retards.  And in doing so the violence rate would go down because we all know that those crazy retards are usually gun totin’ (their word) republicans who would rather start a war, spend a trillion on things that go boom and send body parts flying than spend about half that to save the lives of our poorest fellow citizens, Fucking retards.

We could also kill off old people because they annoy the hell out of us for many reasons, among them being how they drive (turn your left blinker off grandpa!), they’re usually senile and as such probably republican because they don’t remember that they had a brain to think with. They’re usually self righteous and think that they know everything ( like teenagers with diapers and a retirement check). They tend to be gay about president Reagan to an extent a flaming fag couldn’t understand.

We could also get rid of annoying proselyting evangelistic christians MAN they’re annoying! holy shit are these guys crazy in the cranium! I’d love to talk to a Scientologist though, what batshit crazy fuckheads they are. Maybe instead of sending these nut bags to death we could just send them to institutions or even North Korea I hear they like crazy people there.

Finally we could use death panels to get rid of people who would burn themselves with coffee and sue McDonalds for giving them what they asked for. Or use them for taking care of corrupt politicians, or maybe politicians who fight against gay marriage to go suck cock in some random bathroom. Or for idiots who yell like a drunk hick in town hall meetings, well the republican party is all drunk hicks who like getting done or doing in the ass, so I guess that could’ve gone without saying.

Billy “lefty” Bob

Is it just me or is it odd that atheists are more Christ-like than Christians? Imagine all the Christian values like love your neighbor, do unto others, judge not, let he without sin cast the first stone, be not afraid and others — now tell me that Christians are the sane ones. Okay now with a straight face tell me that they’re the sane ones. If you can do this then I probably wouldn’t recommend that you read on because I’m going to piss your Christian conservative ass off.

We won’t go into the logical thinking process on this one, I’ll save that for later, but we should consider Christ-like values. We’ll start with love your neighbor:

Christian’s tend to love their neighbors that go to church with them and are subjugated to the same idiotic and Stalinist control-everything-you-do dogma because they’re suffering together through their blinded faith in a God that loves them yet has had no effect whatsoever in their life for the better, I suppose it’s tough love. Christians love their neighbors children but I suppose you could change love to bugger. They love their neighbors boats, RV’s and cars but such covetousness isn’t against any of the commandments that they’d care to follow, its out the window like thou shalt not commit adultery, just ask your republican christian Jesus freak governmental representative.

Atheists however tend to be more wary and careful when conducting their life because there are no second chances for them, they can’t sin today and repent tomorrow. To them life is just one shot and then oblivion. Kinda gives you a motive to do good — so though they don’t believe in an immortal soul they believe that through history they may become immortal. While Atheists want to help people around the world (you know neighbors on the planetary scale) Christians wouldn’t want to help their next door neighbor who lost his job and with it his health care because they feel that anything had should have been worked for. Also atheists are logical thinkers, skeptics and intellectuals (not all but a lot) and because of this they often don’t follow their gut or loins but often will weigh the consequences of actions BEFORE acting because repentance does not ever really erase the sin. All the prayers in the world can never un-sodomize after priests have their way with the choir boys.

That’s all for now, next we talk about “let he without sin cast the first stone” and see how Atheists match up to “Christians” or will probably dominate in the world of real values and lack in the dogmatic.

Logos.