Archive for December, 2009

me: I didn’t mind Wild Hogs

Friday, December 25th, 2009

me: I didn’t mind Wild Hogs
I hate Grease
I like Dark City
Sent at 11:13 AM on Tuesday
garrett218: he was not in dark city
me: Oh right, but I like that movie
garrett218: me too
me: I wonder how it would have been with Travolta in place of Sewel
garrett218: it would have produced blood puke
me: I should make it to test it out
garrett218: ok
me: Who else can I use to change a good movie into the most vile, evil soul-devouring piece of crap known to man?
Sent at 11:17 AM on Tuesday
me: I can use snaggle-tooth in place of Connelly…
Sent at 11:18 AM on Tuesday
me: Billy Bush in place of Sutherland
garrett218: hmm
nic cage works well since he can show no emotion
perhaps cast him in a female role
me: Ok, snaggle-tooth in lace of Hurt and Cage in place of Connellly
garrett218: nice
me: Hmm, just thinking about it makes my stomach squeamish
garrett218: that is the blood puke
me: And trying to imagine them doing the lines of the characters makes my brain hurt
garrett218: that is where the blood comes from for the blood puke
me: Oh… maybe I just have to suggest and save Armageddon for later
Before I die though, that way I will leave a lasting impression
Of human suffering never before beheld
God would be jealous
I would need to find a way to make a lot of people watch it, then let them force other people into the same misery

Patton Oswalt – Sky Cake

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Patton Oswalt – Sky Cake

A good description of religion.

Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes by New Song

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Patton Oswalt – Christmas Shoes

Hilarious description of a really bad song.

Woman Arrested for Pirating… Recording Twilight

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

So some 22 year old woman maliciously recorded 3 minutes of Twilight: New Moon during her sisters birthday party. Apparently the surprise party planned for her sister was just a facade to cover up her real intentions to record the movie and sell it on the street. She had no prior convictions of pirating movies, but that doesn’t disprove her intent…

Seriously though, here are the facts:

  • She was 22 years old
  • This was a surprise party for her sister
  • She was recording her sister’s birthday
  • Approximately three minutes of the film was recorded on the digital camera
  • She was arrested and held for two days
  • She may face three years in prison

Let’s examine this from a few different angles: She is completely innocent and the film getting recorded was not intentional, she decided to record a little bit of the movie and lastly that she intentionally recorded the movie to later sell for cheap on the street.

It is normal for people now days to record things like birthday parties, someone not as paranoid as I wouldn’t think that a little bit of footage of a film getting recorded would be cause for such an extreme punishment. So she likely would not be paying much attention to where the camera was pointed. This shouldn’t result in any kind of punishment at all.

Now, given the same previous situation, but instead she intentionally pointed the camera at the movie to record a little bit of it… maybe her favourite part. Recording three minutes of a 2 hour and ten minute movie is nothing major. Hell it should be covered under fair use of the DMCA. This should not have resulted in any kind of punishment other than maybe taking the recording.

Now let’s say she was intentionally recording the movie and was going to record the whole movie to sell on the streets. There is no evidence of her intent even if it was her intent. In order to prove that someone intends to sell the movie there would need to be DVD copies made, copied to a computer in a distributable format or saying that she will sell it or her selling it. Because there is no reason for anyone to think that she was going to sell it, so this should not have resulted in any kind of punishment.

Now let’s say there is a law that says you can’t record things like movies. What the fuck is wrong with that? Are we going to ban all recording devices like DVRs? No, the consumer has rights as well. This may not always be the case any more, but I still believe that people are innocent until proven guilty, so if there is a law that says you cannot record something because you may pirate it later goes against this ideal. There’s a little thing that I agree with called the Bill of Rights and specifically the fifth amendment where it states that “nor [shall any person] be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law” which I hope would still apply. Now what was the reason that she was detained? Was she a threat to any one? Was she a flight risk? No and no, so in short, this is unconstitutional and I really hope that the judge of this case just throws it out and the woman sues the fucking shit out of the movie theater company for unreasonable imprisonment.

Bill of Rights

CNN Story

Long Theist Joke

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Ok, I am addicted to internet arguments. I don’t have to have them, and the only reason to have them is to strengthen and question my assumptions and to force me to re-examine my evidence, possibly fight off some dishonesty, but other than that there is no reason.

So here is a hilarious argument I had with some wannabe philosopher about whether raping babies is morally wrong  and why it is morally wrong. Now I had hoped to get deep into this discussion by actually discussing moral implications, possible good benefits (like raping the babies will cure cancer and AIDS), or whether since the babies won’t remember the experience and may be healed by the time they will start to retain memories, that it doesn’t “harm” the baby in the long term view. But instead I got this:

—-Learn the Meanings of the Words, Please—

DavinCreed: Anyone that has the ability to stop someone from raping babies, but would stand by and just watch someone raping babies, is a bad person. That includes any god.

larrycastle: You talk about a “bad” person. Says who? [...]Bad based on what?

DavinCreed: Bad is a negative. The negative effect in this case would be the damage caused to the babies[...]

larrycastle: Your reply tells me that you haven’t really thought this through. Either you believe in a transcendent morality which is in conflict with your views as an atheist or you view morality as relative.

DavinCreed: I think you may have not thought it through, otherwise you would not be using a false dichotomy I.E.: Transcendent morality or relative morality. To show that you used a false dichotomy, here are other types of morality: societal morality and empathetic morality.

larrycastle: There’s no false dichotomy in my statement. Societal morality and empathetic morality are merely versions or subsets of relative morality.

DavinCreed: It’s a false dichotomy because other possibilities exist other than the two you mentioned.

larrycastle: First, a subset of the thing is still the thing. No false dichotomy.

DavinCreed: So self imposed morality is no different than socially imposed morality? If you add in transcendent morality I could add in equally unverified moralities. So it’s a false dichotomy no matter how you look at it.

larrycastle: Self imposed or socially impossed morality are both conventional.

DavinCreed: Ah, so you don’t know English, or at least what “conventional” means. I guess if you are to abstract yourself to where you can make an agreement between yourself and yourself it could work, but that is just redefining words too much for rational discourse.

—-In the Absences of Evidence, I Can Make Up My Own—-

This next one much funnier, I really just included that first part so that you can see the response that he couldn’t see.

DavinCreed: Unless someone can explain how it isn’t bad, to have the power to stop babies from being raped but instead do nothing but watch, then god is a bad person.

larrycastle: [I]f I said that homosexuality is wrong uless someone can explain how it isn’t you’d reject my premise as you should. You know better. Things you dislike are not wrong unless proven otherwise.

DavinCreed: I explained why raping babies is bad which could be argued against, but instead you bring up a straw man fallacy about homosexuality? For that to be an equal example, you would have to explain why homosexuality is bad.

larrycastle: You’re pulling a bait and switch. Everything is relative until you want to convict God of immorality. Then you argue based on a transcendent morality. Did you? What is the reason again? You have not explained. You have begged the question.

DavinCreed: I condemn God by the same standards I would condemn myself and others. Transcendent morality is not needed. I have not begged the question, explain where I have.

larrycastle: You continue to beg the question. When I ask you to restate it since I must have missed it, you answer, “I condemn God by the same standards I would condemn myself and others. Transcendent morality is not needed.” So now I know what your answer is NOT. What IS it? Esplain Lucy!

DavinCreed: Learn to read, it’s still there. You accused me of begging the question, provide the evidence for your accusation. I have provided the evidence for the fallacies of which I have accused you.

larrycastle: I’m telling you, I DO NOT SEE IT. How else do I say it. Maybe my browser is having issues, maybe YouTube is being persnickety (both of which are very possible), or maybe you have not given a reason.

DavinCreed: If you can’t see it, then why did you accuse me of begging the question? How could you possibly accuse someone without the evidence to back it up? You flat out accused me of being illogical then asked me to present your evidence for you.

larrycastle: Sounds like a copout to me. Yes. Now I’m accusing you of lying. [...] It’s really suspicious that you don’t want to answer the question.

DavinCreed: What’s really suspicious is that you accused someone without evidence.

larrycastle: Look, I’ve gone over every post you have made in this thread and I don’t see the response you say you’ve made. The absence of that response is my evidence.

DavinCreed: The absence of my begging the question is your evidence of me begging the question?

Youtube Argument